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The Green Assassin Brigade congratulates the government of Australia for banning the incandescent light bulbs by 2010. Despite Australia’s adamant refusal to accept Kyoto this one law will reduce their greenhouse emissions by 4 million tonnes by 2012. Why then has Canada, who signed the Kyoto protocols done nothing over the last 14 years?

It would be a simple task to pass such a law in Canada and it’s doubtful that anybody but the powerful light bulb lobby and a few libertarian knobs would even complain. So why is nothing done?

It’s obvious to me that this kind of law leaves no opening for white papers, committees, or other cushy jobs for insiders therefore is of no value to the current crowd in Ottawa. This is so obvious and so easy a fix that it makes me sick that our “leaders” cannot make the leap and do something concrete today.

Elizabeth May, please come save us.

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This also means the Green Assassin Brigade has to totally rework our list of who goes up against the wall when the revolution comes. I don't need that extra work, arrggg!Recommend this Post

Deep Integration equals Deep Penetration

I’ve seen more and more talk on blogs and some financial web casts about the drive for North American Deep integration. Deep integration is a drive to open continental borders and harmonize policies and regulations regarding trade, security, labour mobility and many other factors in order to facilitate trade. What deep integration will eventually lead to is the equivalent of a North American EU where things like common currency, shared security, shared passports, and workforce mobility will make Canada, Mexico and the U.S one big happy family. Bullshit is the Green Assassin Brigade short answer, the slightly longer answer is below.

First of all we have to look at the real EU to see what such a move really means to Canada.

EU laws affect all members and can super cede the indigenous laws of each nation, which is a loss of sovereignty. The added level of bureaucracy is costly and the attempts at law making become ever more difficult as the divergent views of the various countries makes easy unified laws difficult to achieve. The views of some countries are often steamrolled by the others.

One contentious EU issue is that of monetary policy where the needs of the old have states and the needs of its new have not states are causing great strain between the nations. The booming economy of Germany demands one interest rate to thwart rampant inflation while many of the new members and France with its stalling economy need low rates to spur on growth. The inability of these countries to manage their own interest rates is causing economic problems in many member states. The desirable value for the Euro is a similar problem to interest rates in that it’s totally dependant on which country you live in. Exporting countries want it low, importing countries want it high again causing strife and inequity between the members. While Germany and France strive for control of the EU it leaves the smaller countries without any control of their own destiny and even the big two cannot always get their own way. There have even been rumours this winter that the French and Germans with their different economic needs have printed and stockpiled indigenous national currency in case a dead lock forces them to break ranks and drop the EURO. The rumours with the recent inability of some governments to receive public ratification for the new EU constitution is a strong sign that all is not well in paradise.

The Mobility of workers from the new east bloc countries is driving down wages and standards of living in the western states. The reality of this kind of employment mobility is that it destroys a countries right to manage immigration and its own workforce. Waves of poor ex Warsaw pact immigrants have over strained social housing, job markets, and medical facilities in some countries. Easy immigration has increased the exploitation and importation of sex workers, brought in new crime organizations, and made firearms, mostly outlawed in places like England more and more common place.

These are just a few of the problems of the EU, but what would Deep Integration mean to Canada?

Like the EU, we would be required to allow workforce mobility and since we do not have enough clout to make the U.S. and Mexico adapt our minimum wages, our workplace safety, our social safety net, we will eventually be forced to accept theirs much to the detriment of Canadians. If we do not conform to their standards hundreds of thousands manufacturing jobs would head for the Rio Grande. Wheat boards, milk marketing boards, food health standards could all be put in jeopardy as they would be seen as anti competitive to the new North American Union. The suing of governments over “anti competitive” rules by companies as we’ve already seen under NAFTA will become rampant as all levels of government lose the ability to manage commerce in its jurisdiction. Towns could even lose their rights to control zoning and block the “Wal-Marts” of the world from building whatever monstrosities wherever they choose. If the U.S. forced its interpretation of Eminent Domain onto us we would find that no private property would be safe from commercial development.

Deep integration would continue the NAFTA drive to give corporations the right to challenge the sovereignty of Governments. While I have little use for our government at the best of times I’d much rather they be in charge than the CEOs of Corporate America.

Resource and water rights will change such that we will not be able to outlaw the mass exportation of water to the U.S. neither will we be able hoard any other strategic resource for the benefit of Canadians.

It can only be guessed what Deep Integration will do to environmental protections in the U.S. and Canada , simply because I have to believe that industry will be lobbying for the lowest common denominator in this and many other areas of negotiation and this would mean everyone sliding towards the standards of Mexico.

Canada will lose the right to control the use of GM products, (not that we seem to be doing much about it right now)

We would become more tied to the international policies of the U.S. a country apparently intent on becoming a social pariah. As their threats became our threats we would share continental security with them on all levels, eventually we would not have the choice of opting out of the missile defense system for example.

It’s conceivable we could be required to join a North American common currency (Amero?) that would require we take our interest and monetary creation cues from the U.S. Fed. Like the EU our three countries will not have the same monetary needs but it should surprise no one if the U.S. always gets the rates it wants.

One of the least mentioned problems with such a union is the state of the U.S budget. The U.S. is currently verging on a fiscal crisis because its debt plus its internal liabilities to supply pensions, Medicare, and a number of other obligations equals 53 Trillion dollars or over 4 times the entire GDP of America. The U.S. cannot allow its dollar to drop much further in case it starts a panic with its Asian creditors which leaves the U.S. in a quandary. If it does not lower interest rates the domestic economy led by housing will implode into deep recession, if it does lower interest rates the dollar will collapse risking a chain reaction and a dollar crisis. The U.S. is in a no win situation and I for one do not want to tie ourselves to a dying empire.

The U.S. wants integration for several reasons in my opinion:

Access to our markets without any pesky laws to curtail their activities.
Gain economic control in order to support their ever increasing and unplayable debt.
To guarantee compliance for their destructive foreign policy.
Energy, energy, energy.
Water.
Access to cheap Mexican labour to produce goods and the ability to ship to all of North America duty free.

The U.S. has been a pretty fair neighbor for the most part but knowing they are prone to excess, occasional bullying, and blind egotism I’m rather keen to keep a fence between us. The American Empire is in decline, politically, economically and socially and the last thing Canada needs is to tie ourselves to these bloated, bankrupt buffoons.

While we share the continent, our histories, our values and our social institutions are so different that no satisfactory agreement could ever be achieved that would do anything more than pander to the greed of CEOs. This is not an issue driven by the people but rather big business and the forces of Globalization. No integration agreements can be allowed, speak loudly and make it clear that any move towards Deep Integration will be lead to the deep punishment of politicians.Recommend this Post

An ethanol, must read article!

The Green Assassin Brigade searches far and wide looking for deserving victims, this includes searching the Mining and Energy news sites looking for people responsible for bulldozing Appalachian mountains for coal, constructing faulty leach pads which poisoned rivers with arsenic etc.

Once in a while we also find good articles on topics that don’t get to the environmentalist sites because of their bias against the energy and mining sectors. This is one such case. The writer in question Ronald R. Cooke is not a denier or an industry mouthpiece but a well researched follower of resource depletion. His rather long and detailed article; What Is The Real Cost Of Corn Ethanol is must read for anyone with a interest in Peak Oil, Green house emissions, world hunger, poverty and inflation. Please have a look.Recommend this Post

Public transit – a green essential service

I came to the revelation last night that Public transit needs to be declared an essential service.

It was about 12:00 when a ruckus broke out in the GAB bunker (hidden below my unused garage floor). It was just the novices boasting about their Kung Fu being better than someone else’s Kung Fu and yet another fight had broken out. I walked in, yelled and threatened to push the sprayer on a vintage can of 1960s hair spray I keep handy to brake up such occurrences. One of the girls screamed, “Not the ozone” and fainted, the combatants stopped their fighting long enough for me to smack them in the back of the heads and send them to their bunks.

I explained that this was unacceptable behaviour, especially when I was sleeping. Pointing to one bloodied self proclaimed Shaolin Green , “When and where is your next assignment?”

“Three weeks tomorrow in B.C., I’m hitting a lab growing Transgenic Salmon, Sir”, he stammered.

“Ok then, lights out and shut up, you’ll need to be rested.”

On the way back to my bedroom I realized we could be in a world of trouble with our mission deadlines due to an impending strike buy CN workers that would cause leave many of the Green Assassin Brigade operatives unable to reach their targets in a environmentally low impact manner, this was serious. Public transit is not only important for GAB but for hundreds and thousands of average people who for cost reasons, environmental reasons, highway crowding etc are doing the right thing in using public transit. TTC, GO Transit and all other regional or municipal transit systems are the life blood of industry. These systems move people to their places of employment in an efficient manner without clogging the roads, taking up endless tracks of parking spaces all while burning a fraction of the fuel the cars needed to replace them would consume.

Public transit is an economically and ecologically essential service. While I feel for the unionized workers being stripped of their collective bargaining rights, they are neither poor nor oppressed; I think binding arbitration will treat them fine. What would be the point in building up public transit to curtail greenhouse emission if works stoppages discredit the systems and drive away rider ship? Public transit needs to be affordable, efficient and reliable, make it an essential service.Recommend this Post

Green Assassin Brigade - Discovery

It wasn’t until the next day when my head cleared from the stupor created by 4 Percodan, 3 rum and cokes and the worlds best brownie that I realized what I had done. I’m sure the warnings on the bottle said nothing about “may induce stupidity.”

It all started because of one little slip while commenting on My Blahg. The topic had been why the Harper government was requesting the media supply “valid employment identification for accreditation”.
My Response-

He’s worried about the elite Green Assassin Brigade(GAB), each one of them is trained to garrote a man with a rope made of organic, unbleached cotton. These garrotes are purchased from a fair trade cooperative employing underprivileged orphan cripples in the deepest rain forest.
While notoriously efficient, GAB members almost always get caught fleeing the scene on public transit or while stopping to pick up litter.

I was sure CSIS had already heard the rumours about GAB but never did I imagine that the government would use my confirmation of GABs existence to take action; how wrong I was.

1 week later, deep in the Amazon after a night of licking toads and testing native pharmaceuticals.

Just after feeding the orphans their morning organic gruel with soy milk we heard the first plane fly low over the encampment. The screams were too much to take as dozens of lame and crippled children scrambled into the forest to escape the devastation. At first we expected to be shredded and killed by fire and concussive blasts but the Harper government was far crueler than that. The plane was not the Canadian fighter bomber I half expected but rather a U.S. B52 with a huge hand painted maple leaf plastered over the USAF insignia.(I suspect a world wide anti Green conspiracy is at work) The Bomber let loose its payload consisting of tons of Tim Horton’s roll up the rim cups, cigarette butts, plastic cutlery and those little packets of chemical sweetener.

We are still unsure if this attack was simply a distraction for the second wave or some kind of evil psychological warfare. The depravity of these neo-con merchants of pollution went far beyond our imaginations as we realized the nature of the second attack. Two crop dusters flew in low over the organic cotton fields, the first plane dumped Liberal amounts of Roundup across the crop and our encampment, the second plane seeded our fields with Monsanto genetically modified Canola seed.

One child braved the pesticide over spray and ran back into the communal work hut tearing off her dress as she ran; when she finally made it back to the forest she was damp from the Roundup and was clutching her dress to her chest. Safely away from the carnage she gingerly unrolled the dress to show us the treasure she had run back for. Despite her home being defiled, her crops destroyed and then supplanted by invasive Canola, this brave little girl had risked her health to save the garrottes her collective had been working on.

My one little slip affirming GABs existence has caused a great tragedy, but now that we are known I will endeavour to write of our battle with the dark forces of pollution and resource depletion. The children are being moved, new sources of organic cotton being sourced, new converts are joining the ranks of GAB each day, and my import permit for toads has been held up by customs yet again.

Join GAB, supply safe houses for GAB members, vote GREEN and donate your time and cash. GAB will prevail until someday we can recycle our garrotes into bolo's for the fashion challenged of Texas and Alberta.Recommend this Post